The death test.
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Wanna know how old you'd die........
Click the smiley pse....
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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
You can expect to die on:
May 24, 2065
at the age of 87 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Drowning (12%)
Homicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 8, 2053
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Homicide (5%)
hmmm...die earlier better... -
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm m125. You can expect to die on:
October 5, 2055
at the age of 76 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (27%)
Auto-Fellatio (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 17, 2029
at the age of 53 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (18%)boring
Suicide (12%)????
Drowning (10%)not too bad
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Homicide (8%)alrite!!!!
Alcoholism (8%)drowning in!!!
Alien Abduction (6%)
Confusion (6%)
u go boy!!!!
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 23, 2064
at the age of 83 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (9%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Loneliness (5%) -
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 1, 2066
at the age of 83 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Alcoholism (20%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on February 1, 2066, as you slip silently into the night. -
wah all so long life... haha
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 1, 2067
at the age of 86 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (20%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Suicide (9%)
Homicide (5%) -
Mark your calendar or Palm V(Tunsten T will do just nice ).
You can expect to die on:
[color=olive]April 28, 2055
at the age of 78 years old. [/color]
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Drowning (5%)